Sex Positions Based On Your Zodiac Sign
For reasons that do or do not make sense, we all remember the sun signs of Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Shahrukh Khan, Beyonce, and Deepika Padukone.So, here’s time for a little introspection (and a ton of fun). Ask yourself:
- Do you believe in zodiac signs?
- Do you believe in sex positions (other than missionary)?
To quote the zodiac’s origin as per Hindu mythology, “A Rig Vedic hymn refers to the twelve fixed parts of the wheel and also to the twelve forms in connection with the sun. The hymn next describes the 12 lunar months, specifically mentioning the 13th additional month required in this scheme. Undoubtedly, the twelve zodiacal signs were known at the time. Other hymns support this conclusion. This is probably the origin of the later conception of the twelve Adityas or Sun Gods.”
For those who believe in it, zodiac signs still hold the power to influence their lives in many ways, however small. For those who don’t believe in this belief system, zodiac signs are a great source of entertainment nonetheless, especially when it is apropos of sex positions.
Here are the sex positions you must try (if you haven’t), based on your zodiac. Shall I begin?
- Aries: Fess up – you like leading. No shame in doing what you’re fabulous at! So, anything where you’re on top and in control works, but for 2019 I recommend the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position for women and the ‘flat iron’ position for men.
Flat Iron Pose
2. Taurus: Taureans are as passionate, as a raging bull. So, when they want sex, they want it to be as intimate as possible. Therefore, for 2019, I recommend no better position for you than ‘the yogi’. Look it up!
3. Gemini: Geminis are creative people with ambivalent feelings and tendencies. So, it’s either the most adventurous position for you or the safest – missionary. For 2019, I recommend the ‘ballet dancer’ position for when you’re feeling venturesome.
Ballet Dancer Pose
4. Cancer: Cancerians are known to be gentle, affectionate, and emotional. So, 2019 should be a year for more comfort and gently positioned wild sex. May I suggest the ‘tired doggy’ position?
Tired Doggy Pose
5. Leo: Leos aren’t afraid of a little attention. So, your go-to position for 2019 can definitely be ‘the caboose’ because it’s quite the show. Don’t you diss it, till you’ve tried it!
6. Virgo: Virgos are known to be precise and analytical to a fault! So, there’s no position better than ‘69’ to get it right, since you’re up close with a proper view.
7. Libra: Diplomatic and social, there is no position better suited for you than the ‘reverse scoop’.
Reverse Scoop Pose
8. Scorpio: Brave and passionate, scorpions always like to do things their way. So, how about you try a little anal play this year with the ‘anal missionary’ position?
Anal Missionary Pose
9. Sagittarius: Generous and humorous, Sagittarians should try the ‘pinball’ position this year, because it’s just how you like it- fun, risky, and immensely gratifying.
10. Capricorn: Responsible and disciplined for the majority part, the fact that Capricorns make for good managers will come in handy when trying out the ‘standing doggy’ pose, because here both the partners are equally in control and get to adjust the rhythm, penetration, and direction as they go.
Standing Doggy Pose
11. Aquarius: Progressive and original, Aquarians are set for a good time this year, because nothing gets more unique than the ‘upstanding’ pose. You may have seen it in movies, but in real life, the position requires a lot of strength. So, people rarely pull it off. But you, my dear Aquarian, you can do this!
12. Pisces: Pisceans need a position as compassionate, gentle, and artistic as they are. My recommendation for 2019? The ‘side roll’. This position gives your body maximum contact with your partner’s and the best for the days when you are in mood for more ‘love-making’ than ‘f**king’.
Side Roll Pose
The awesome thing about sex positions is that there are so many of them that even the most experienced person will have a few more to try. What better pose to try than the one uniquely suited to your need, desires, and personality type, eh? Hopefully, these positions will add a lot of zing to your sex life and bring you cosmic levels of fulfilment!